I'm serious, fellas, you are lucky to be alive after a blast like that. Janus: Who are you, really? Kay: Really? I'm just a figment of your imagination. Thank you! 2nd INS Agent: What the hell is going on? Kay: Excellent question, and the answer you're looking for lies right here.

That's good, fellas, give me a splay burn around the perimeter with holes on the perimeter, please holes at 40, 60, and 80 meters. The red eye here will isolate the electronic impulses in your brain. This is called a 'neuralyzer.' It's a gift from some friends from out of town. INS Agent: What the hell?! Kay: The situation's under control. Looks like you got some entrails on you there, pal. Dee! Shoot him! Dee! Agent Janus: Th - th - th - Kay: 'That.' Agent Janus: That wa - wa - wa - Kay: Was not human, I know. Dee: You know how many treaties articles you've just violated? Kay: One? Dee: Try seven. Mikey?! Mikey, when did they let you out of jail? Political refugee. In fact, I'll bet dollars to pesos that you're not from anywhere near here. Kay: Looks like you fell off the bus in the wrong part of town, amigo. Agent Janus: You ever heard of Division 6? 2nd INS Agent: There is no Division 6. and keep on protecting us from dangerous aliens. ¡Entra en el camión ahora mismo! (Get in the truck right now!) We're gonna have a little chat with our friend here. You have no idea who you're dealing with. (Get in the truck and leave.) Agent Janus: Sir! Sir, you can't just - Kay: Don't 'Sir' me, young man. (The rest of you can leave!) Agent Janus: No se mueven! (Don't move!) Kay: Sube al camión y vete. (to the others) El resto de ustedes pueden irse. (And you? The same?) Y tu? (And you?) Que dices si te rompo la cara? (What if I break your face?) Es muy feo, no? Y no hablas ni una palabra del Español! (You're very ugly, no? You don't speak a word of Spanish!) We got a winner here, Dee. Welcome to the United States.) A donde vas? Nogales? Buscando trabajo, no? Tu, lo mismo? (Where are you going? Nogales? Looking for work? You too?) Y tu? Es un placer verle aqui. Kay: !Oye! Que pasa, coma estas? Hey! (What's up, how are you?) Abuela, no se preocupe. Kay: Really? Who you got your money on, Dee? Dee: Tough call, Kay. Agent Janus: Division 6? I never heard of Division 6. Agent Janus: Who the hell are you? Kay: INS Division 6. Form a line!) What do you get, Nick? Hundred bucks a head? Two hundred? I hope you saved it all for your lawyer, my friend, 'cause you're gonna need it. Agent Janus: Me, I woulda thrown 'em back. What do you say we have a look at your catch, huh? Come on.

Where you comin' from, Nick? Nick: Fishing in Cuernavaca. Illegal Aliens Driver: Oh shit! Silencio! Deja me hablar.

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